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The girlfriend

Two guys, John and Jim, were out golfing one fine spring day. They played the first five holes behind a couple of women who were a little slower than they liked to play. So while waiting on the sixth tee box, John decides he will go ask them if the fellows could play through.

He jumps in the cart, drives half way to the two women, and slams on the brakes. He turns around and drives back to Jim, and says “I can’t go down there, one of them is my wife, and the other is my girlfriend!”

Jim says “I’m still not going to play behind them. I will go ask them if we can cut in front of them to play number seven, that way they won’t see you.”

He jumps in the cart, drives half way to the two women, and slams on the brakes. He turns around and drives back to John, and says “Small world, aint it?”